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DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME! You cannot fuck me! You cannot fuck me! I am unfuckable! I have never been fucked! AND IF YOU FUCKING TRY AND FUCK ME, YOU’LL FIND MY FUCKING ARSE WILL FUCKING GROW FUCKING FANGS AND FUCKING SNAP YOUR FUCKING COCK OFF!
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Let me tell you this. The whole planet’s leaking. Everybody’s leaking! You know, everyone spewing up their guts onto the internet, putting up their relationship status, putting up photos of their Vajazzles. We’ve come to the point where there are people, MILLIONS of people, who are quite happy to trade a kidney in order to get on television! And to show people their knickers, to show people their skidmarks, and then complain to OK Magazine about a breach of privacy!
The exchange of private information - that is what drives our economy. But, you come after me because you can’t arrest a landmass, can you? You can’t cuff a country. You can’t lynch that guy there, can you? But you decide that you can sit there, that you can judge and can ogle me like a Page 3 girl.
You don’t like it? Well, you don’t like yourself! You don’t like your species, and you know what? Neither do I, but how dare you come and lay this at my door?!
How dare you blame me for this?! Which is the result of a political class, which has given up on morality and simply pursues popularity at all costs. I am you and you are me.
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Papa in Green and Red
thanks for the derps
These pictures should have their own x-file. It’s awesome.
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I call upon you Oh, Count Istvan Teleky, to impart your mystical powers to earthly things. I ask you whose presence hovers over us eternally, to invest these cards with your very spirit.
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The singer looks uncannily like my neighbor… just imagining him with that hair has me in stitches.
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