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i’m seeing NIN this sunday with a cute girl.
gonna explode. i can’t handle waiting for things.
Lucky, I have to wait til next month for NIN.
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Because you know if you play New Kids on the Block albums backwards they sound better. “Oh come on, Bill, they’re the New Kids, don’t pick on them, they’re so good and they’re so clean cut and they’re such a good image for the children.” Fuck that! When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children to listen to people who fucking ROCKED! I don’t care if they died in puddles of their own vomit! I want someone who plays from his fucking HEART!
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See I don’t drink, I smoke. I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club. [starts dancing, mimics being handcuffed and walked to police car] Hey what is this, a leather bar? Hey I’m not into this, you faggots, oh SHIT!
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The worst kind of non-smoker is the one when you’re smoking and they just walk up to you [mocks a person faking a cough] I always say ‘shit, you’re lucky you don’t smoke. That’s a hell of a cough you got there. I smoke all day and don’t cough like that. Maybe you were conceived with a weak sperm or somethin’. Maybe your dad was jackin’ off and your mom sat on it at the last second.’ Did I overreact? I don’t think I did. I think that’s kind of cruel, I’m smoking and you come up coughing at me, Jesus. Do you go up to crippled people and start dancing too, you fuck? [starts dancing] Hey Mr. Wheelchair, what’s your problem? C’mon iron-side, race ya. Fuckin’ sadists. I mean the nerve!
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